THE FUTURE IS ALREADY WRITTEN
MONKEYS WILL EAT CHEESE AND WEAR PANTS
THEY WERE HERE BEFORE US
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They've been watching us. As mankind flails and thrashes for dominance over the planet, the monkeys have been patiently waiting.
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THEY ALREADY COVET OUR MOST PRECIOUS ASSET
Nothing will be safe. In the future, monkeys will dominate the world market for cheese. Their insatiable demand will cause all other forms of cultured dairy to cease production. Gallons of milk will replace the US Dollar as the global standard currency for international trade.
World domination, one leg at a time
As nations crumble and mankind declines into dystopia, monkeys will begin to take on human traits. Pants will become standard dress for all monkeys –no shirts, just pants.
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IN THE END
Earth will once again be ruled by simians.
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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